chibird:

Sometimes you just have to work on one at a time, and build your way up to a steady balance. Be strong!

posted 19 hours ago with 3,656 notes via chibird

cecilgpalmer:

i had a dream last night that i was working at starbucks and steve rogers walked in and ordered an iced americano and i said “one iced americano for the iced americano" and then i woke myself up by laughing too hard at my own joke

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naughty-chekov:

jasonttodd:

callmekitto:

crackiswhacksherlock:

moriarty:

jashuwa:

moriarty:

what do you mean not everyone has a toilet that washes and massages your butt

Wait there are toilets like that?

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what an incredible experience it must be

im mildly concerned about something labeled “turbo” going near my butt

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raleiqhbecket:

awwww-cute:

My cat is always so anxious for his daily car rides !

hIS J AcKET

posted 19 hours ago with 115,864 notes via hijkliz © awwww-cute
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kushangel:

i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again

posted 19 hours ago with 912,715 notes via hijkliz

noirbettie:

dandehaane:

if u are scared or worried or stressed please just remember that even if you mess up super badly, doggies on the street will still tug on their owners when u walk by because they wanna say hello to u so badly

This is legitimately comforting.
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nikktheconqueerer:

westbor0baptistchurch:

When you make your friend laugh while drinking something and they almost choke to death

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can we talk about that picture for a second

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That random person you met online and now is a big part of your life 

philanddan:

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virginsacrificer:

its hard to be attractive when youre not

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