i love car rides so much that i actually get disappointed when we reach our destination
DID HE DIE??
Jfc is Canadia even real
I live in Canada and I’m not even sure.
60 notes in and no one has noticed that I spelled Canada wrong…nailed it
It’s ok the leader of our country also thinks its Canadia.
canada is my favourite contury
I got a positive ticket when I was a kid. This cop waved me over while I was riding my bike and I was totally freaking out. And he was just like “I just wanted to say you’re awesome for wearing a helmet and going on the right side of the street.” And he gave me a ticket and it was also a contest to win a new bike. I didn’t win but it was still totally awesome.
Once I was walking home with some law school friends and they were like ”Why are you walking up that street your street is like three more streets up”
"Yeah but there’s a house on this street and sometimes their golden retriever naps in the sun on the sidewalk and I like to give him belly rubs"
Now all the law students walk up belly rub lane because law school is stressful and dogs rock
I bet that is the happiest dog
closest i’ve gotten to sex??? i texted my friend “one sex” once instead of “one sec”
A Koala reflecting on his sins, his triumphs, and the inevitability of death.
WHEN YOU ASK YOUR FOLOWERS 2 SEND U ASKS AND THEY DO
Fun fact: Those are kissing gouramis. They look like they are kissing, but they are really fighting. The battle ends when the loser’s lips are ripped off.
i love fish
this post ruined my life
LOL Parrish you are so new.