Sometimes you just have to work on one at a time, and build your way up to a steady balance. Be strong!
i had a dream last night that i was working at starbucks and steve rogers walked in and ordered an iced americano and i said “one iced americano for the iced americano" and then i woke myself up by laughing too hard at my own joke
what do you mean not everyone has a toilet that washes and massages your butt
Wait there are toilets like that?
what an incredible experience it must be
im mildly concerned about something labeled “turbo” going near my butt
i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again
if u are scared or worried or stressed please just remember that even if you mess up super badly, doggies on the street will still tug on their owners when u walk by because they wanna say hello to u so badlyThis is legitimately comforting.
When you make your friend laugh while drinking something and they almost choke to death
can we talk about that picture for a second
its hard to be attractive when youre not