posted 22 hours ago with 5,727 notes via eddiebrett © evidenceof4ever

rococoh:

i love car rides so much that i actually get disappointed when we reach our destination

posted 22 hours ago with 237,580 notes via paducklecki © cherryblazerr

jewmingle:

DID HE DIE?? 

posted 22 hours ago with 161,069 notes via beyoncebeytwice © unsuccessfulmetalbenders

nogoodnamesremain:

uberhaxorimmortal:

sexyscones:

songofages:

kendronamore:

troylerkiss:

kendronamore:

Jfc is Canadia even real

I live in Canada and I’m not even sure.

60 notes in and no one has noticed that I spelled Canada wrong…nailed it

It’s ok the leader of our country also thinks its Canadia.

canada is my favourite contury

youre-still-not-punk-rock

I got a positive ticket when I was a kid. This cop waved me over while I was riding my bike and I was totally freaking out. And he was just like “I just wanted to say you’re awesome for wearing a helmet and going on the right side of the street.” And he gave me a ticket and it was also a contest to win a new bike. I didn’t win but it was still totally awesome.

posted 1 day ago with 54,063 notes via partyand-bs © kendronamore

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camembertlylegal:

deadlydinos:

Once I was walking home with some law school friends and they were like ”Why are you walking up that street your street is like three more streets up”

"Yeah but there’s a house on this street and sometimes their golden retriever naps in the sun on the sidewalk and I like to give him belly rubs"

Now all the law students walk up belly rub lane because law school is stressful and dogs rock

I bet that is the happiest dog

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popularboyfriend:

closest i’ve gotten to sex??? i texted my friend “one sex” once instead of “one sec”

posted 1 day ago with 18,070 notes via daywaffle © POPULARBOYFRIEND

A Koala reflecting on his sins, his triumphs, and the inevitability of death.

posted 1 day ago with 135,907 notes via lostwithyouinmydaydream
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nyehs:

fefeferi:

captalias:

nyehs:

WHEN YOU ASK YOUR FOLOWERS 2 SEND  U ASKS AND THEY DO

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Fun fact: Those are kissing gouramis. They look like they are kissing, but they are really fighting. The battle ends when the loser’s lips are ripped off.

i love fish

this post ruined my life

posted 1 day ago with 147,516 notes via casofsha
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teenwolf:

LOL Parrish you are so new.

posted 1 day ago with 10,889 notes via partyand-bs © teenwolf

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